Adam & I have compiled a brief list of first date "Do's" and "Don'ts" that we've learned from our vast dating experiences. So, whether you're a novice dater or recovering from a dating mishap or a slight incident that resulted in a restraining order... come to the table & learn.
Dating Don't #248
Don't discuss all your former relationships on a first date.
Oh my gosh, you're so sweet- Not at all like my ex-boyfriend, Dan. Ugh, Dan was the most jealous boyfriend ever. We went out for three years and he would like call me up if I was five minutes late and would be like, "What's your deal?" And I'd be all, "Nothing. I'm just a few minutes behind." And he'd be like, "Who are you with?" And I was all, "Just with Kristin." And he'd be like, "Are you sure you're not with another dude?" And I was all, "Ugh. Whatever, Dan" You know? I am so glad that we're not together anymore, you know? But that's nothing compared to Billy. OMG, Billy was so into himself I couldn't even handle it. No, literally, I couldn't even handle it for a second. He like wanted to marry me, too. Can you believe that? But I was like, "No way, Billy. You should just like marry yourself. Because you're completely obsessed with yourself." He used like five pounds of product in his hair. His hair was brown and spiked up, though, not like yours. You have pretty hair, though. Have you ever tried Paul Mitchell hair products? It would totally work for you hair. Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me of Brad, this dude that I dated before Billy. He's in prison now....
Instead, ask thoughtful questions to get to know your date and make him or her feel valued.
8 comments:
I love those pics of Adam. Hilarious.
this is why i love you guys as a couple.
seriously.
You guys are huge dorks- I love adam's outfit! Can't wait for more dating rules to come...
Oh my gosh...you guys should win some sort of award. You would get the Blog OSCAR for sure!
Where are your beach pics?
Now if the nerdy boy had the cute dog with him, WELL!
All I can say is........."Adam I am sorry". She doesn't know my address.......you CAN come here and be in the witness protection program. We can drink muscle milk smoothies and hang on the back deck.
He looks vaguely familiar in that nerdie get-up.........hmmmmmmm, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Adam is "the man". Any man who would dress up in the garb, just to please his wife, is a real man. Bless you.
B
Yall may have too much time on your hands. I barely recognized Adam.
NY Yankee Fan
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