1.04.2009

Breaking News Bulletin

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to bring you this urgent and wonderful news announcement: 

I have discovered the secret to pregnancy

Yes, that's right. 

It's called the body pillow.  And although it's equivalent to adding another full-size human to our already squished bed, it is so worth it.  This is the breakthrough for which I've been waiting. 

Now if I could just get rid of those pesky leg cramps in the middle of the night.  I just read they were due to a calcium deficiency so I better pick up a pint of ben & jerry's while I'm out, eh?

7 comments:

Ann Miller said...

it's amazing how those kind of discoveries can just make your pregnancy!!! anything to help you get thru...sometimes those last few weeks can become a "psychotic" phase...not for me, of course, but for some other people!

The Kiser's said...

lol, it's funny how a lot of your posts end up with you having a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

Anonymous said...

Cool, now your next 4 pregnancies will be easy.

Once Adam invents the cure for morning sickness...

Our Family said...

I remember when I discovered the body pillow!!! I actually was going to bring you mine to see if you needed one...if you need another, let me know!! : )

freakface said...

Sorry, I assumed you already knew about this one.

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

OH MY...got those leg cramps also and one night.....one leg cramped up so I had to get out of bed to straighten it and then the other cramped up.....they were both cramped and I was preggo and Dana was in DENVER....and I couldn't move and was all mangled hanging on the bed literally screaming because I couldn't get my calves to straighten out. I will never forget that. Potassium is also a leg cramp issue.

Anonymous said...

The absurd situation has turned out