I have discovered the secret to pregnancy.
Yes, that's right.
It's called the body pillow. And although it's equivalent to adding another full-size human to our already squished bed, it is so worth it. This is the breakthrough for which I've been waiting.
Now if I could just get rid of those pesky leg cramps in the middle of the night. I just read they were due to a calcium deficiency so I better pick up a pint of ben & jerry's while I'm out, eh?