Nalgene/Camelbak bottle: Muhahaha. I am so granola & superior to you.
New Swiss bottle (With milk-maid/swedish voice): Oy! But Vait. Weren't you made with BPA? I zink that you were pulled from the retail stores and are being replaced with moi! He he he.
Nalgene/Camelbak bottle: Listen up, newbie. You could never last on a 8 day hiking expedition. You could never survive a hit from a baseball bat or be run over by a boulder. Muhahaha. I may or may not contribute to colon cancer in people but I am very, very cool and durable.
New Swiss bottle (with milk-maid/swedish voice): Oy!Oy! You are so very rugged. Yet I am gentle and free of BPA so I must go now. People are buying me and not you.
Nalgene/Camelbak bottle: You disgust me. I spit Propel flavored water in your general direction.
(For background on this conversation, read here)
Also, know that Nalgene and Camelbak have recently come out with new, BPA-free bottles. Which is good because I'm not so sure about my new SIGG bottle. I feel like I drink a lot of air.
dead or alive...