4.22.2008

BPA WARS



Nalgene/Camelbak bottle: Muhahaha. I am so granola & superior to you.

New Swiss bottle (With milk-maid/swedish voice): Oy! But Vait. Weren't you made with BPA? I zink that you were pulled from the retail stores and are being replaced with moi! He he he.

Nalgene/Camelbak bottle: Listen up, newbie. You could never last on a 8 day hiking expedition. You could never survive a hit from a baseball bat or be run over by a boulder. Muhahaha. I may or may not contribute to colon cancer in people but I am very, very cool and durable.

New Swiss bottle (with milk-maid/swedish voice): Oy!Oy! You are so very rugged. Yet I am gentle and free of BPA so I must go now. People are buying me and not you.

Nalgene/Camelbak bottle: You disgust me. I spit Propel flavored water in your general direction.

(For background on this conversation, read here)

Also, know that Nalgene and Camelbak have recently come out with new, BPA-free bottles. Which is good because I'm not so sure about my new SIGG bottle. I feel like I drink a lot of air.



WANTED:


dead or alive...

7 comments:

Lora said...

YOU MY DEAR-ARE WARPED! Funny, but warped!

freakface said...

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Marylou said...

It's official. Our world is becoming paranoid. I am tired of worrying about all the chemicals and harmful substances I might or might not be disgesting. I will take healthy and organic to a point but picking on Nalgene bottles when there are still people out there throwing away millions of plastic water bottles (like my husband.) leave Nalgene alone!!!

ps. I really like your dress in the picture of you and Bethany!

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

All this hurts my head.....I can't begin to wrap my head around all this stuff they say is ok and then years later they come back and say it causes cancer or restless leg syndrome or makes you grow a third hairy eyeball. If I think about it...it truly freaks me out. Take some vistaril and call me in the moring.

Megan said...

I'll take my chances with cancer and keep my Nalgene. I think the whole "it gives you cancer" mantra is just a ploy to get us to buy more useless stuff (like plastic bottles of water). Apparently we need to keep the landfill people busy.

Anonymous said...

Smell the inside of a Traditonal nalgene bottle.... When it has been empty for a few days...

Lindsey said...

i didn't even know about this nalgene BPA controversy. your blog is very educational.