I have suggested giving Powers a good ol' mouth cleaning for some time now. You see, everytime he licks you, your arm smells like sun-baked poop. Adam always resisted- saying how unnatural it was to brush a dog's teeth. So we'd try the floss bones, mint chews, but nothing really helped. Lately, though, Powers' breath has reached an all-time stank, resembling decaying fish mixed with rotten eggs. Adam finally agreed to the ol' brushy-brush. We found an old toothbrush and used Arm & Hammer baking soda toothpaste.
Wait, what is that? Yum, I need to lick it.
Ugh, wait, wait. No. this is not beefy! This is...(gasp) good for me!
Wait, this baking soda is surprisingly refreshing. That commercial IS right.
Yeah, get that cranny right there. I've been tasting that old piece of chicken for weeks.
Time out- I've got a booger.
Resume please, thank you.
Try Arm & Hammer baking soda toothpaste. Co-stanza.
By the way, if you're a guest at our house and you happen to see that same toothbrush in your guest basket... don't worry! It just LOOKS the same, okay? It's a different toothbrush, though. Yeah...